Thursday, December 23, 2010

10 Lists of 10 Items for the Last 10 Days of 2010

10 Ways to Deal with Stress During the Holidays
  1. Forgo buying groceries and eat only treats the neighbors may or may not have re-gifted to you.
  2. Use every second of your spare time making holiday decorations out of candy rather than complete mundane tasks like personal hygeine.
  3. Belt out Christmas Carols from November 1st to January 1st whenever you are in a vehicle.
  4. Watch Elf on continuous play for 7 days straight.
  5. Cheer up your sleeping quarters by stringing 21 strands of Christmas lights from your bedroom ceiling.
  6. Make gingerbread men and bite their heads off before decorating them.
  7. Write a holiday newsletter using characters and events from another family's life.  Write it like it's your story.
  8. Serve spaghetti and maple syrup to holiday guests.
  9. Wrestle pets into submission in order to dress them all up as Santa.
  10. Talk about the light up penguins on your porch like they are the darndest pets you've ever had.


Anne H said...

I thought of a new one for the office book.

Before a meeting hide a playing card in someones stuff and when they find it, yell out what card it is before they show everyone and then say "Amazing!"

Alicia said...

Mmmm, pasta and syrup.