10 Ways to Deal with Stress During the Holidays
- Forgo buying groceries and eat only treats the neighbors may or may not have re-gifted to you.
- Use every second of your spare time making holiday decorations out of candy rather than complete mundane tasks like personal hygeine.
- Belt out Christmas Carols from November 1st to January 1st whenever you are in a vehicle.
- Watch Elf on continuous play for 7 days straight.
- Cheer up your sleeping quarters by stringing 21 strands of Christmas lights from your bedroom ceiling.
- Make gingerbread men and bite their heads off before decorating them.
- Write a holiday newsletter using characters and events from another family's life. Write it like it's your story.
- Serve spaghetti and maple syrup to holiday guests.
- Wrestle pets into submission in order to dress them all up as Santa.
- Talk about the light up penguins on your porch like they are the darndest pets you've ever had.
2 comments:
I thought of a new one for the office book.
Before a meeting hide a playing card in someones stuff and when they find it, yell out what card it is before they show everyone and then say "Amazing!"
Mmmm, pasta and syrup.
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