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Your friend calls to say she saw you in the back of a police car yesterday. What happened?
I stole a penguin. He was overly friendly and wouldn't leave me alone. After trailing me around the zoo all afternoon, I guess I got attached. I was pushing a stroller that had no rider, so as I neared the exit, I set fruit snacks and Cheese-Its in the seat and coxed the little guy in. We made it to the car. I lifted him into the car seat in the van and strapped him right in. He didn't put up a fight, cooperating as best he could. I don't know why strangers get so nosy but apparently a zoo official was tipped off. I pretended to be surprised that the penguin wasn't Noah, but to no avail, I was detained....in the back of a police car.
Your friend calls to say she saw you in the back of a police car yesterday. What happened?
I stole a penguin. He was overly friendly and wouldn't leave me alone. After trailing me around the zoo all afternoon, I guess I got attached. I was pushing a stroller that had no rider, so as I neared the exit, I set fruit snacks and Cheese-Its in the seat and coxed the little guy in. We made it to the car. I lifted him into the car seat in the van and strapped him right in. He didn't put up a fight, cooperating as best he could. I don't know why strangers get so nosy but apparently a zoo official was tipped off. I pretended to be surprised that the penguin wasn't Noah, but to no avail, I was detained....in the back of a police car.
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