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You are looking down through the skylight as the chefs prepare dinner for your ex-fiance's wedding.
I don't have an ex-fiance. I dodged that bullet. Sounds horrible, right? I don't know how else to describe it. We never were engaged because I made sure to run. I know running seems like my M.O. {I don't know what M.O. even means} but really, I'm grateful I did. When I dated Jake, I dare say that within three months I knew that I wanted to marry him. When I dated the person involved with this story, I knew in three months to run for my life. I'm not sure why I've disclosed this when I could have just written an entertaining anecdote with no specifics.
I really wouldn't want to cause a problem for everyone at the wedding, especially the unsuspecting guests. But, the family and the bride {re-bride, technically} wouldn't be spared. I wasn't a fan of any of them. I also wouldn't want to really cause a problem for the chef or his business. So, to make sure my naughtiness isn't tied to the chef, I would drop in from the skylight and mist the steaming plates, headed to the family, with something as entertaining, but not original, as a laxitive.
You are looking down through the skylight as the chefs prepare dinner for your ex-fiance's wedding.
I don't have an ex-fiance. I dodged that bullet. Sounds horrible, right? I don't know how else to describe it. We never were engaged because I made sure to run. I know running seems like my M.O. {I don't know what M.O. even means} but really, I'm grateful I did. When I dated Jake, I dare say that within three months I knew that I wanted to marry him. When I dated the person involved with this story, I knew in three months to run for my life. I'm not sure why I've disclosed this when I could have just written an entertaining anecdote with no specifics.
I really wouldn't want to cause a problem for everyone at the wedding, especially the unsuspecting guests. But, the family and the bride {re-bride, technically} wouldn't be spared. I wasn't a fan of any of them. I also wouldn't want to really cause a problem for the chef or his business. So, to make sure my naughtiness isn't tied to the chef, I would drop in from the skylight and mist the steaming plates, headed to the family, with something as entertaining, but not original, as a laxitive.
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